No thanks. I drank earlier.

Here's something you don't see everyday:

We just polished off 35 gallons of drinking water a few days ago. Since the water that comes out of the tap isn't drinkable, we order our water from a store down the street. A guy will come over and deliver the bottles to us every month. Kind of like back in the day when milk was delivered to your doorstep...except it's not milk. It's water. And the bottles are a lot bigger. And they are made of plastic...